Put my BMW motorbike back together in time to ride this year

I aspire to minimalism. I want to have only the bare necessities in order to live a functional, uncluttered and peaceful life. My subconscious, however, has other ideas. My house looks like the set of Steptoe/Sandford & Son and I cannot seem to throw anything away! I haven’t even burned any firewood in case I need it later on. Anyway, I’ve given up on trying to cobble together the bike in a rammed space. I will take the place apart and then take the bike apart. Till then, I’ve bought yet another bike to use in the interim while I sort out the airhead! A fudge, a cheat and a coward’s way out, but hey! At least I’ll be riding.

I want to work on my bike, honest I do, but I do not have any room in the garage. Too much stuff including an antique oak dinner table, a LARGE pile of cardboard boxes and a cord of firewood. Oh and two motorbikes. Before I can take the bike to pieces, I need to find a place to do it. Bring on ebay and the skip!