be an international seductress and have no boyfriends, cabana boys, FWBs, LDLs or any other distractions for one year

I can tell you right now that I am far from an international seductress at the moment. I look like shit on a daily basis b/c I’m so damn tired. Oh, and I have relapsed with my FWB. I can’t help it…he’s super sexy. Boo.

so it’s been a little bit of rough road trying to make this happen BUT I’ve finally got it down. I have GOT to get right with myself…it is critical, crucial, life or death, important, necessary. I finally am comfortable with having no one in my life and yes, that includes FWB. He’s out…by my choice.

but I let FWB come over last Monday. Oops.

is a pompous asshole. He makes me feel desperate so he can totally fuck off!

that FWB called me the other day and I blew him off…thank you, thank you very much.

That FWB category is getting me…again. I can’t keep changing my start date so maybe I should remove FWB from my thing?

I’m getting antsy again…I have to get through it. I have to get through it. Don’t call your FWB. Don’t call your FWB.

I have been 100% distraction free for (drumroll) 14 DAYS!!! Thank you, thank you very much!

Due to my entry on the 3rd…so now it’s one year from May 4. Fuck.

They are mean, moody and persnickity. I don’t want any stupid boyfriends, cabana boys, FWBs, LDLs, etc…not that they are flocking to me anyway. Bitches.

Why do I even care?