Learn to speak Spanish

Sorry no lesson today, i’m hurried, well, i can tell you two or three words!
Fuck your mother—>chinga tu madre!(hahaha)
Fucking poser—>pinche fingido…
Well, that was so fucking mean, i’m not that way…well, see you bitches!
XOXOMixelle

Okay, la leccion de hoy:
Como ordeno en un restaurant?
...Podria ver el menu por favor?
Could i see the menu please?
...Una Coca por favor(me gusta la coca, haci es que pediremos coca okay?!)
A coke please
...La cuenta por favor…
The bill please
Wee!!! esa fue la segunda leccion! necesitan mas? mañana dare otra! si! que emocion! en serio si no entendieron urge que me manden mensajes! jaja…
Love
Mixelle

Muy bien, como no me hacen caso voy a empezar con las clases yo sola…
...Hola me llamo Mixelle, tu?
Hi, my name’s Mixelle, yours?
...Vivo en el DF, de donde eres?
I live in DF, where are you from?
...Ve a cogerte una vaca!
Go fuck a cow!
Adoro decir eso, es tan divertido! jaja, bueno gente, los dejo, me extrañan y si no le entendieron en serio me tienen que mandar un mensaje!!!
XOXOMixelle

Mmm…marketing plans? I dun want to have money or nothing! I just wanna help someone! My life kinda sucks and everyone here thinks i’m nothing…i dun give a shit about what they think of course, but inside of me,okay, in my mind…or i dunno how to say it, but i wanna, i feel the necesity of helping someone! I wanna be useful for someone, and this is the better way i know, cuz i know perfectly the language and if anyone wanna learn to talk it, i could help rite? So…anyone interested?
XOXOMixelle

So…anyone interested? I’m so bored now…i really wanna help someone, i feel unuseful here, i wanna help someone…
XOXOMixelle

I have an awesome way to learn spanish fast, easy and for FREE!!! It’s so simple….just….message me! haha, i speak PERFECTLY spanish, FLUENTLY and with great ACCENT! haha, i’m form mexico, so i know it perfectly, okies, if you want help message me! i love englsih, it’s way better than spanish, my english sucks, but i do what i can, so message me and i will help for free! i wont ask for nothing, nothing! haha, just want to be helpful for someone, bye!
XOXOMixelle