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A typical day for a human being
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!”
My mother taught me RELIGION -
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL -
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
My mother taught me LOGIC -
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
My Mother taught me more LOGIC -
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
My mother taught me FORESIGHT -
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
My mother taught me IRONY -
“Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS -
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST -
“Will you “look” at the dirt on the back of your neck!”
My mother taught me about STAMINA -
“You’ll sit there ‘till all that spinach is finished.”
My mother taught me about WEATHER -
“It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.”
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS -
“If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen THEN?”
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY -
“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times – Don’t Exaggerate!!!”
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE -
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION -
“Stop acting like your father!”
My mother taught me about ENVY -
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION -
“Just wait until we get home.”
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING -
“You are going to get it when we get home!”
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE -
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD -
“If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”
My Mother taught me ESP -
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”
My mother taught me HUMOR -
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT -
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
My Mother taught me about GENETICS -
“You’re just like your father.”
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS -
“Do you think you were born in a barn?”
My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE -
“When you get to be my age, you will understand.”
And my all time favorite… JUSTICE -
“One day you’ll have kids … and I hope they turn out just like you!”
- Smelling bananas can help a person lose weight.
- Strawberries are a member of the rose family.
- A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
- Rat can last longer without water than a camel.
- Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
- Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down
so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.
- By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
sink into quicksand.
- Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin
- The parents of Albert Einstein were worried that he was mentally slow because it took him a long time to learn how to speak.
- Men are four times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.