Fly First Class

I’m really hoping to have this one be an accident… from now on when I fly, I’m going to check into getting an upgrade. Because really, it’s a lot of money for something that I can easily sleep through. Flying coach is uncomfortable, but a sleeping pill solves the trick. If I ever DO pay for a first class ticket, it’s going to be for a longer flight…

i hate flying. if i have to fly for more than an hour i generally take a sleeping pill and am completely out the entire time.

i think first class could be actually enjoyable. i’ll wait to do this when i fly for a long time. like to europe or australia or something.

i want hot towels and free champagne and big comfy chairs.

fuck coach and sitting next to creepy dudes who snore or play with their blackberrys the entire time.