43 weird facts about myself

I have never in my life had a brain freeze.
I get a back freeze. TG thinks I’m weird.
But I’m sure someone else knows what that is.

If the cans in the pantry are stored upside-down, they’ll get a headache so I have to store them right-side-up.

I’m always right and
TG is always wrong.

One of my biggest pet peeves is improper usage of the word “your” when it should be “you’re” – as in your welcome.

I’ve been to 48% of the United States (marked in red).
(Please don’t make me camp in the rest of them!)

visited 24 states (48%)Create your own visited map of The United States or try another DouweOsingaproject

When I hear the song “Bad Moon Rising” I like to change the lyrics from There’s a bad moon on the rise to There’s a bathroom on the right.

_{I crack myself up every time.}

There was a big ugly bug running around my living room last night,
so I sprayed it with hair spray to slow it down and
(here comes the truly weird part)
put a glass over it, so it can’t get away
and now it’s dead and still under the glass where it will remain
until TG gets home to throw it away
because I can’t even touch dead bugs with a wad of kleenex.

So… What do you think?

TG calls me “Sally” (as in Meg Ryan’s “When Harry Met Sally”) because of the way I order my food at restaurants just because I like PeiWei Pad Thai Beef without egg, without peanuts, no tofu, extra cilantro and lime.

I started smoking at age 13. My (Mormon) girl friend and I got a pack of Eve menthol and hid under her porch.

I can’t read a map. I am directionally dyslexic.