get a bigger butt

So I’m trying the squats. First day I did them, I tried to imitate the diagrams I’d seen online. But after a while I’m like… I must be doing these wrong—I don’t feel like I’m working anything. Quit after six minutes or so.

The next day I woke up SO SORE. :) Not in my glutes, but in my thighs.

Will have to figure out what I’m doing wrong… maybe ditch the diagrams and just tighten up, get down there until I can feel some kind of burn in my booty.

Fascinating information about my life, I’m sure.

Hi, random stranger. Please to be reading about my butt.

Seriously, my backside makes one continuous straight line from my shoulders to my ankles. I want something BIG and sexy and all out there. Do squats really help, or is a flat ass just my genetic lot in life?