stop swearing so much

i love swearing! i’m just gonna keep on swearing, who cares! it’s AWESOME to swear!

it’s amazing how fast your impression of someone can degrade the second they swear. particularly if it is solely for shock value or emphasis. swearing should be reserved for livid anger and richard pryor impressions.

so one of the hazards of the job is constant ambiant swearing. sometimes at the market, sometimes at myself. one of my challenges at my job is coming up with creative things to say back to them, such as ‘dick slice’. however, saying ‘dick slice’ is not very classy.