break my ankle

Someone came into the shop where I work today, and they had a broken ankle. I was so jealous – nothing I do is working.

Okay. So!

No broken ankle for Christmas – I can deal. But it’s a new year and my birthday’s coming up soon, and I’d like to mark the occasion by breaking my ankle.

Any suggestions?

P.S I tried dropping a frozen turkey on my bare foot – it hurt like a bitch but it didn’t work. :(

Okay, I must have tough bones or something. Maybe I should get pissed and jump off my roof. Would that work?

I’d love a plaster cast for Christmas! ^_

I would really like to break my ankle, so if anyone has any tips to share they would be much appreciated. I don’t care about the pain – I’ve already broken both my arms and sprained my ankle and I want to keep going!