Maybe the first step in writing a book is defining the subject of the book.
Fiction? Non-fiction? Biography?
Never, ever self help. See the great rant to understand my hatred of self-help glop. Why does Oliver’s “please, sir, I’d like some more” come to mind?
Sweet jesus, if I wrote a children’s book, it’d be even less appropriate than Oyster Boy. Although, I think children who like Tim Burton are wonderful little imps. I just know my “children’s” book would be less than popular, at least with the target audience.
I could always publish my journals. I highly doubt those would be as popular as Anne Frank’s memoirs of an attic somewhere in Germany.
I’ll figure the subject out. And sex sells well enough…could try that…
