learn to make the shotgun noise really good

Reed showed me the proper way to get my form looking like a “real” shotgun and papa tried to teach me the noise but ended up just spitting all over me.

where you pretend to hold the gun and cock it and then make it shoot. There are so many instances in which I want to use this and I can’t do it well. Like yesterday I was Christmas shopping and there were all these stuffed animal moose, some of them had fallen over and it looked like carnage…all I could think was how I wanted to stand about ten feet away and pretend to shoot them as people hurried into macys to finish their last minute gifts. ahhh…that would’ve been sweet.