Meet Batista from WWE wrestling

I don’t really need all those t-shirts; those are for people who are trying to impress someone else. I’d rather buy a ticket, go to the event, and meet Batista. I’d like a hug, and maybe a chance to feel the hard muscles on his chest, arms, legs, neck, and feel the vein that runs down his left arm…

First, I’d have to buy tickets to the matches in order to meet the guys, then buy the t-shirts a few at a time. We’re talking in excess of a couple thousand here…