Find motivation

I basically need someone to follow me around and keep me focused on stuff I need to get done. I have a million ideas a minute, but I never finish anything because something better comes along and my focus switches onto that instead. I have so many half-finished books, paintings, sketches, music, designs, software, fashion patterns, inventions and other random projects and I need someone to shove me into a chair, rope me down and kick my arse until I actually finish something or I’m going to be lazy and broke working a 9-5 for the rest of my life! Any volunteers? I’ll pay you when I’m rich and famous!