Get through life without ever having jumped out of a plane or bungee jumped

Just posting an update to confirm that i survived the whole of May without doing either of these things. It would be kind of funny though if it happened by accident. You know, like I’m walking across a bridge one day and my feet get tangled in an elastic rope that some crazy bungee jumper has just left lying around. Then, while trying to disentangle myself I stumble, fall and tumble over the rail.
Are there any recorded incidents of people who have bungee-jumped by accident? I imagine most bungee-jumpers cry out in exhilaration;
“AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
I’d just be complaining;
“Ah, this is just bloody typicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal”

Just realised i wont ever be able to cross this off. Oh well, it’ll be a constant reminder.

I think its important to know and understand some of the things that you really, really dont want to do and not be persuaded into doing them just because loads of other people want to do them. Aeroplanes and bridges are fabulous inventions and I see no point at all in violating their noble purposes by jumping out of or off them. In fact i take great pleasure in being in a plane or on a bridge and knowing that that is exactly where I am going to stay.