see the loch ness monster

Among the many things I want to do in Scotland, it is imperative that I go to Loch Ness. Yes it may be touristy, and I’m sure the Scots tut at all the silly foreigners who go there hoping to see something. But I must go! Of course I’d never go in the water (what if it comes up and kills me?!) but I can just hang out on shore with my Scottish friend and maybe we’ll camp out and keep our eyes peeled. It’s not everyday you get the opportunity to look for a giant water monster in a loch!