get superpowers

I’d love to have special powers! who doesnt? but the sad reality is that our world is just too boring to have such things but when i was reading some of the comments i was really shocked! Me and my dog have a really strong bond and i can never go anywhere without him following me. one time i snuck out and he still followed me! my pets (1 cat, 1 dog0 are constantly tailing me! the only time they don’t is when i’m in my house or in the car! I have a huge imagination so i like to think i’m like really important in the animal race and they were especially assigned to guard me from crows because whenever they come near my house my dogs totally freaks out. am i just blowing things way out of proportion though? i just hope something happens before i totally DIE of BOREDOM!