There are several styles of tai-chi. But the moves seem to refer to rather arcane and rare things that although may have been common in ancient China, aren’t going to be very useful nowadays. My new system will remedy that.
Instead of “Draw bow to shoot tiger”, which is probably against the law now, there’s “Pull out handgun to shoot mugger”. Instead of “Repulse monkey” we do “Repulse drunk beggar”.
There are also more domestic moves, such as “Open refrigerator and remove large coke”, or “lose remote – check under couch”.
Of course to become a master in this style you will have to pay me an awful lot of money and study very hard.