3. The Illusionist
I saw The Prestige and liked it, so I thought I should see its competitor. How often do you have two films about 19th-century magicians in the same year?
One of those movies was good, as you can see in my review. The other movie, this one, sucked. This movie was an absolute clinic in how to make a movie suck. I knew it was going to be bad when they started with the narration. It’s one of those where one character is narrating to another character, which is exponentially worse than just straightforward narration (the latter being bad enough on its own). Next came the accents. I’m not entirely sure what the accent is supposed to be in this film. I mean it takes place in Vienna, but everyone seems to have more of a pan-European accent, blending elements of Gaelic, Germanic, and Slavic, with (I’m not kidding) just a slight tinge of Surfer-dude thrown in. It’s physically painful. Norton is the worst offender on this point, as one might expect.
I’ve also come to the conclusion, based primarily on this one film, that Edward Norton is a highly overrated actor. If you like him, I urge you not to see this. It will have the same effect on you that The Man in the Iron Mask had on me back when I thought John Malkovich could do no wrong. You might say, of course, that everyone has a bad day, and you can’t blame an actor for one bad performance. But some performances are so bad that they show you deep flaws in the character of the performer. Or at least they seem to. This is one of those performances.
I don’t really feel compelled to go on with my critique of this movie, but let me just say that nothing redeemed it. The only thing that came close were two good performances. If I’ve thoroughly given up on Norton, I can say that I’ve never been more impressed with Paul Giamatti. He was given as little as anyone to work with, and he worked like hell. His character is alive, dynamic, and interesting, and I have a feeling that not one iota of that is due to the screenwriting or the directing. It’s all him. (He’s one of the few actors I’ve seen who is completely unphased by the fact that the movie itself is bad. Witness this and Sideways.) It’s also worth pointing out that he’s cast against type here, another thing that seems not to phase him one bit. He’s quickly becoming my favorite actor. The other standout performance, though not nearly as strong, was Jessica Biel. She had it easy, though, since she really just had to look good relative to Edward Norton. My dog could have pulled that off.
By the way, they absolutely sealed the deal when they used an iris effect near the end of the movie. I had to laugh out loud. I don’t know what they were thinking, and for half a second I wondered if I had gotten it all wrong and the movie was supposed to be a comedy or a parody or something. Of course it wasn’t, though. It was just really, really bad.
1.5/5, with a full half-point being granted purely for Giamatti.