Attempt 43 dares in July

goes to cupcake who witnessed her mom doing almost everyone of the dares.

The biggest cheater most creative interpretation of a dare goes to sue820 who read a poem called ‘Gone With the Wind’ instead of reading the book by Margaret Mitchell.

goes to Todd. He completed all the dares, including punching a policeman, touched all 3 animals, and went all out and got a Brazilian.

I finished the ‘Get a Brazillian or a trim’ last night before I went to bed. I did a bit of manscaping. I hope I’m not too itchy on my trip out east this Friday.

I left 15 dares undone. I intended to finish most of them, but I just ran out of time. Yesterday Saw II arrived at the library, I checked out a J-Lo movie that I wanted to watch with my wife, but we never got around to it. The only ones I wasn’t going to do was read ‘Gone with the Wind’ since we are going out east not south, and die my hair, since I’m pretty much bald.

I’m glad people had fun with these dares, and I’m surprised how many people joined – there were 20 people at one point.

Write a note on the toilet paper of public restroom.

I wrote “Do you always read toilet paper?” at the library’s rest room. I couldn’t remember if I had a dare of writing a note on a stranger’s car, so I didn’t do it. It turns out that it is on the list. I was going to buy a jar a baby food with pennies on my way to work, but I spent too much time watching the Olympics in the morning.

I couldn’t find the bacon bits, so I tore up some ham lunch meat and added it to my ice cream. It was surprisingly good.

I was feeling miserable anyway, and since I wasn’t going anywhere I decided to wear two pairs of undies. With three elastic bands around my waist (the extra from PJ’s) it was a little constricting, and going to the bathroom was inconvenient. One more out of the way.

This morning it rained and I dumped a glass of water on a hanging basket. Technically, it had just finished raining, but watering was totally unnecessary at that point.

At Taco Bell I asked the cashier if he had Big Macs. He knew I was joking and told me to go down the street.

At camp the boys made a volcano with paper and painted it. Inside it the councilors placed a bottle of coke and added several menthos. I caught the explosion with my camera. It was quite cool.

I’m going to camp today with my son. You might as well consider that I’m singing outdoors and looking for my flashlight in the dark.