Never knew I could feel like this,
like I’ve never seen the sky before.
Want to vanish inside your kiss.
Every day I love you more and more.
Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing,
telling me to give you everything.
Seasons may change, winter to spring
but I love you until the end of time.
Come what may
Come what may
I will love you until my dying day.
Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place.
Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace.
Suddenly my life doesn’t seem such a waste.
It all revolves around you.
And there’s no mountain too high,
no river too wide.
Sing out this song and I’ll be there by your side.
Storm clouds may gather
and stars may collide
but I love you until the end of time.
Oct 24, 2008, 09:18PM PDT | 0 comments
Featured in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie
Don’t talk, watch!
Don’t talk, watch!
You came here. Watch it.
Don’t like it? Walk out.
We still have all your **ing money.
Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
I’m sitting there!
I am everywhere at once
and I will cut you up.
If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife.
Do not explain the plot.
If you don’t understand, then you should not be here.
Your money is our money
and we will spend it on drugs.
Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly.
Be considerate to others,
or I will bite your torso
and give you a disease.
Did you bring your baby?
Babies don’t watch this.
Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets.
Run over it after the show.
If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
and dissolve your testicles
and turn your guts into snakes.
This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner.
If I find that you’ve sold it on eBay,
I will break into your house
and tear your wife in half.
<3
Oct 24, 2008, 09:10PM PDT | 0 comments
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev’ry guy here’d love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There’s no man in town as admired as you
You’re ev’ryone’s favorite guy
Ev’ryone’s awed and inspired by you
And it’s not very hard to see why
No one’s slick as Gaston
No one’s quick as Gaston
No one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’s
For there’s no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Lefou and Chorus:
No one’s been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
LeFou:
No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
Gaston:
As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!
Lefou and Chorus:
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five “hurrahs!”
Give twelve “hip-hips!”
LeFou:
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips
Chorus:
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
LeFou:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
Bimbettes:
For there’s no one as burly and brawny
Gaston:
As you see I’ve got biceps to spare
LeFou:
Not a bit of him’s scraggly or scrawny
Gaston:
That’s right!
And ev’ry last inch of me’s covered with hair
Chorus:
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
LeFou:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Gaston:
I’m espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Chorus:
Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev’ry morning to help me get large
And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I’m roughly the size of a barge!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
LeFou:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
Gaston:
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Chorus:
My what a guy,
Gaston!
Oct 24, 2008, 08:55PM PDT | 0 comments
There, you see her
sitting there across the way?
She don’t got a lot to say
but there’s something about her
and you don’t know why
but you’re dying to try,
you wanna kiss the girl.
Yes, you want her.
Look at her, you know you do.
It’s possible she wants you, too.
There is one way to ask her.
It don’t take a word,
not a single word,
go on and kiss the girl.
Sing with me now.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my.
Look at the boy too shy,
ain’t gonna kiss the girl.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain’t that sad,
ain’t it shame, too bad.
You gonna miss the girl.
Now’s your moment,
floating in a blue lagoon.
Boy, you better do it soon,
no time will be better.
She don’t say a word
and she won’t say a word
until you kiss the girl.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t be scared,
you got the mood prepared,
go on and kiss the girl.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t stop now,
don’t try to hide it how
you wanna kiss the girl.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along,
listen to the song,
the song say kiss the girl.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play,
do what the music say,
you wanna kiss the girl.
Oct 24, 2008, 08:50PM PDT | 0 comments
Look at this stuff. Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you say my collection’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl,
the girl who has everything.
Look at this trove, treasures untold,
how many wonders can one cavern hold?
Lookin’ around here you’d think ‘Sure,
she’s got everything.’
I’ve got gadgets and gizmos aplenty,
I’ve got whozits and whatzits galore.
You want thingamabobs? I’ve got twenty.
But who cares…no big deal…I want more.
I wanna be where the people are.
I wanna see, wanna see ‘em dancin’,
walking around on those – what do you call ‘em? – feet.
Flippin’ your fins you don’t get too far.
Legs are required for jumping, dancing,
strollin’ along down a – what’s that word again? – street,
up where they walk, up where they run,
up where they stay all day in the sun,
wanderin’ free.
Wish I could be
part of that world.
What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Betcha on land they understand,
bet they don’t reprimand their daughters.
Bright young women, sick of swimmin’,
ready to stand.
I’m ready to know what the people know,
ask ‘em my questions and get some answers.
What’s a fire and why does it – what’s the word – burn?
When’s it my turn?
Wouldn’t I love,
love to explore that world up above?
Out of the sea.
Wish I could be
part of that world…
Oct 24, 2008, 08:34PM PDT | 0 comments
An effervescing elephant
with tiny eyes and great big trunk
once whispered to the tiny ear,
the ear of one inferior
that by next June he’d die, oh yeah!
because the tiger would roam.
The little one said “Oh my goodness I must stay at home!
and every time I hear a growl
I’ll know the tiger’s on the prowl
but he’ll be really safe, you know,
the elephant, he told me so.”
Everyone was nervy, oh yeah!
and the message was spread
to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus
who wallowed in the mud and chewed
his spicy hippo plankton food
and tended to ignore the word,
preferring to survey a herd
of stupid water bison, oh yeah!
And all the jungle took fright,
and ran around for all the day and the night
but all in vain, because, you see,
the tiger came and said: “Who me?!
You know, I wouldn’t touch not one of you.
I’d much prefer something to chew
and you’re all much too scant.” Oh yeah!
He ate the elephant.
Oct 21, 2008, 11:27PM PDT | 0 comments
(song is called Bike)
I’ve got a bike.
You can ride it if you like.
It’s got a basket,
a bell that rings
and things to make it look good.
I’d give it to you if I could
but I borrowed it.
You’re the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I’ll give you anything,
everything if you want things. (This is repeated a lot.)
I’ve got a cloak.
It’s a bit of a joke.
There’s a tear up the front.
It’s red and black.
I’ve had it for months.
If you think it could look good
then I guess it should.
I know a mouse
and he hasn’t got a house.
I don’t know why.
I call him Gerald.
He’s getting rather old
but he’s a good mouse.
I’ve got a clan of gingerbread men.
Here a man,
there a man,
lots of gingerbread men.
Take a couple if you wish.
They’re on the dish.
Oct 21, 2008, 11:13PM PDT | 0 comments
When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
when you’re sure you’ve had enough of this life, hang on.
Don’t let yourself go, ‘cause everybody cries
and everybody hurts sometimes.
Sometimes everything is wrong.
Now it’s time to sing along.
When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go, (hold on)
when you think you’ve had too much of this life,
well, hang on.
‘Cause everybody hurts.
Take comfort in your friends.
Everybody hurts.
Don’t throw your hand.
Oh, no, don’t throw your hand.
If you feel like you’re alone, no, no, no, you are not alone.
Oct 04, 2008, 04:08PM PDT | 0 comments
I walked across an empty land,
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand.
I felt the earth beneath my feet,
Sat by the river and it made me complete.
Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
I’m getting old and I need something to rely on.
So tell me when you’re gonna let me in,
I’m getting tired and I need somewhere to begin.
I came across a fallen elm tree,
I felt the branches; are they looking at me?
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I’ve been dreaming of?
So if you have a minute why don’t we go,
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything.
So why don’t we go, somewhere only we know,
Somewhere only we know.
Sep 24, 2008, 07:28AM PDT | 0 comments
I backed my car into a cop car the other day.
Well he just drove off, sometimes life’s okay.
I ran my mouth off a bit too much, oh what did I say?
Well you just laughed it off and it was all okay.
And we’ll all float on okay and we’ll all float on anyway.
Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam.
It was worth it just to learn some sleight of hand.
Bad news comes, don’t you worry even when it lands.
Good news will work its way to all them plans.
We both got fired on exactly the same day.
Well we’ll float on, good news is on the way.
Alright already, we’ll all float on.
Don’t worry, even if things end up a bit too heavy.
We’ll all float on.
Sep 16, 2008, 06:47AM PDT | 0 comments