post random questions daily and see if anyone plays with me and answers them :)

gals, would you like the lover(s) in your life to be jealous over you? why or why not?

guys, butt out.

you are watching an R-rated movie in a movie theater. a row away are two adults and their three-year old child. what do you do?

you live happily with your partner and children. one day, you fall into a coma. thus begin a two month long dream. in your dream world, you meet and fall in love with the true love of your life. and because this is your dream, your true love is perfect for you in every conceivable way. because this is your dream, your true love and you understand each other and love each other in ways that are inconceivable in the real world. this is as close to heaven as it gets.

on the first day of the third month, you begin to hear a whisper. it is an awakening from the outside, the true world. your family beckons you. your body has healed and is ready to return.

what do you do?

you are in a city 1000 miles away from home. walking past a building, you discover a bomb is about to detonate in 12 seconds. the explosion will destroy the building and kill its 1000 occupants. your soulmate and your three children are home, safe, asleep. you know only one way to prevent the explosion from taking down the building. but, in doing this, you will die. what do you do?

if a person is kind and generous and loving and caring to his/her pets, is it safe to assume that this person would be kind and generous and loving and caring to human beings?

the oracle tells you that in 2 hours your child will, in a town that is, by any means of transportation, at least 3 hours away from you, deliberately kill two hundred innocent children in an elementary school. what do you do?

have you ever peed in a swimming pool?

ok. the bestest mostest awesomest chili. but, the runs! but it is oh so yummy and tasty. dang, not the runs again!

what to do? what to do?

why did the man with one hand cross the street?

you are in a public restroom, doing that “poo” thing. you are done. you reach for the roll of toilet paper. no toilet paper! no seat cover paper! now what?