Fear & Worries.. — 4 days ago
go hand to hand in my life.
Here is a cute e-mail I got a while back unfortunately its a bit difficult to live up to but I hope you enjoy it :
Be Happy – Don’t worry
but if you do,here are the rules :
Write down everything that you want to worry about
Pick one hour per week,anytime that you desire, to do nothing but worry about the things on your list
Note: No other time is acceptable once a predetermined time is established – should something prevent you from utilizing that time period for worrying,you must wait until that period arrives the following week
Never under any circumstances worry before noon or after 5PM, Monday through Friday or before 10AM or after 8PM on Saturday,Sunday or Holidays
Never ,under any circumstances worry while at work,or while working on work materials or business related items.
If you insist on worrying,this immediately disqualifies your spouse or any other family member in the same household, from worrying. Only one worrier per household is allowed.
If any other member of the family wished to assume the responsibility as the OFFICIAL WORRIER,you may relinquish the position, but Immediately you are disqualified from future worrying. In this event you must adhere to the above schedule and list all of your worries for the appointed worrier to worry about for you
You must never put on your list or entertain worrying about things over which you have absolutely no control
As a WORRIER upon acceptance and asso ciation with any other group,club, association, etc. you must adhere to the above principles and monitor those with whom you associate,that they do also
Severe penalties for “Not Worrying Properly” must be administrated
Don’t worry = Be happy!
