Look for opportunities to say dramatic lines like, "You'll live to regret this" or "Hello, my name is Indigo Montoyo. You killed my father! Prepare to die."

I made a new message on my answer machine today. It was a replay of the AT&T Commercial with one small twist. “Bing. Hi, Jessica’s phone here. She’s not going to answer because…blah blah…For the best coverage switch to ‘I’m a firin’ ma lazer, BlaaAHHHHH!’ More bars in more places.” It’s pretty snazzy.

I love saying completely random things, and the aftermath when a person gives me that look(o.0) and says “Okay then…” Today, I wore a paper hat that my friend made for me out of a school flier. It was fun because people were all staring at me with one of those ‘Wow, she’s stupid’ looks. It’s so much fun though! Some people just don’t understand that it’s nice to really Live in the moment.