(Sung to the tune of Ballad of the Green Beret)
Eating gluttons at the Fair
Shameless men without a care
Men who drink straight from the keg
The men who eat the whole Scotch Egg
Messy goo upon their face
These are pigs, disgusting and base
Five hungry men with hollow legs
But only one eats the whole Scotch Egg
Trained to live off fried food stands
Trained to gorge, with greedy hands
Men who eat by night and day
Can they finish the whole Scotch Egg?
Messy goo upon their face
These are pigs, disgusting and base
Throw in a gal with a hollow leg
Still only one eats the whole Scotch Egg
At the Fair the winner gloats
A whole Scotch egg in his belly floats
He has proved to be the best
Now he has but one request
Get messy goo on my son’s face
Make him a part of the Fair’s disgrace
To honor my name, to you I beg
Have him eat the whole Scotch Egg
Source:
http://www.fraterslibertas.com/2005/08/ballad-of-scotch-egg-sung-to-tune-of.html
