Beach Boy just walked by. Untucked white collared shirt with thin, thin gray stripes, long baggy khaki shorts (About 3-4 inches past his knees.), black flip-flops, a pair of sunglasses hanging from his left breast pocket. One shade darker than bleached blonde hair, long and curly. One back bag, a black rolling suitcase. The glasses didn’t have any frames and the lenses were this sort of light pink mixed with purple…
Okay, just ran into him while trying to buy 2 AA’s, which they didn’t have of course. He bought a Butterfinger, what looked like a pack of Nerds, and a Vanilla Coke. Turns out he was wearing khaki fabric flip-flops (They looked like that woven fabric stuff.), and the lenses of the sunglasses were a dark blue, no purple at all. Must have been the light. Or maybe I was just thinking of J-Lo.
He paid for his sugar high with a credit card. Way to disappoint me, beach guy… You’re supposed to be all laid back and stuff. You’re not supposed to be responsible and get monthly bills. If you’re going to have responsibility, cut your hair. Long beach hair or a credit card – pick one, cuz you can’t have both.
