list 43 people i wouldn't kick outta bed

Mostly because of United States of Tara. Who doesn’t want a brooding husband?

Her skin is ridiculously perfect.

Seriously, girl, what are you using?

The thinking man’s rapper.

I’ve thought he was cute since Reality Bites.

You know, before he got all skinny for Rescue Dawn.

I don’t know if it’s the busted lip, the sunglasses, the lack of a shirt or the smooth demeanor, but he seriously made me swoon in The Hangover.

Because she looks amazing for her age.

(Seriously, how is she 40?)

So heartbreakingly good in All The Real Girls; loved the little drawl in Elizabethtown; cute in Lars and the Real Girl.

Yet another indie actor I can’t resist.

I thought he was really cute when I used to watch MTV, which was so brief and so long ago that I barely remember it.

Caught him on a commercial for IFC last night and it all came back to me in a rush. The glasses, the hair. He’s half German, half Israeli. So indie! And dreamy.

So British.

Because what English major wouldn’t want to sleep with Shakespeare and inspire one of his masterpieces?