find the perfect boyfriend

• stimulate me intellectually
• be able to criticise me honestly
• not take offence if I put him down jokingly
• come from a similar background as I do
• not look at other girls like that
• let me pluck his hair
• sometimes get jealous to show that he does care
• like to communicate with me
• like my skin
• be able to spend hours and hours talking with me

• do nice things every now and then to show he thinks of me
• like romantic comedies so we can watch movies together
• put up with me being unreasonable
• be at least as intelligent as I am
• pretend to not like me writing and drawing on various parts of his body but secretly like it
• not frequent chat rooms/video games/PC games etc. daily
• be loved by me
• like the same/similar music as I do so we could listen to music together instead of one always feeling his/her ears are being assaulted
• leave notes for me
• let me wear his clothes

• use his electric toothbrush regularly
• be a non-smoker
• be around my age (yes that’s very vague)
• be slightly richish
• be a quiet sort of person
• keep promises
• call when he said he’d call
• be able to sing in tune (more or less, granted)
• speak English English or English with a cute accent
• have no (too visible) chest hair
• be cute
• have good-looking, strong, hands and arms (without being a kind of Arnold Schwarzenegger. That’s simply disgusting)
• like to sing
• love me

I currently have a great boyfriend, but he’s not the one I’ve been (day)dreaming about, for various reasons.
Well, he’s not the perfect one (but then, who is?)
I’ll add entries to what he’s ought to be like.
I don’t think he exists, though.

I’m just going to make a list, pretty random annd, even though it mirrors my hearts utmost desires, it shouldn’t be taken all too seriously.

But if you think you fit to that description, or know someone who does, leave a comment and tell me how to find him, will you?