find a unicorn

The unicorn Lancelot at Barnum and Baily Circus was real. They bred him from an angora goat and trimmed his body so he’d have a mane and longer tail.
When he was still very young and his horn buds were not yet attached to the skull they did a basic skin graft on his forehead, putting the two horn buds together so they’d grow as one.
I’m stoked I just learned all this tonight and I’m ready to call a vet and find myself an angora goat! lol

Did you guys hear about the deer they found on a reserve in Italy that has a single horn growing out the middle of it’s head? Now they just have to breed it with the white deer and we’re set. lol

Seriously though, one of the first reported sightings of unicorns was in the yellow sea in China. Fu Hsi said it came out of the water and had the head of a horse, the body of a dragon, a single horn on its head, and markings all along its body that inspired the written Chinese language.
I think it was a giant leafy sea dragon. It would explain loch ness also. I think they’re real.