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so right now, and well since i was born, i’ve been living in the world’s ugliest country – england ( no offence if you are english – i have seen SOME hott english people – and by some i mean about 5 ever).
men here are like something else. in general they stink, they drink too much beer/cider/anything, and reckon the right way to pick up a girl is to go ‘YOU’RE WELL FIT INNIT’ or ‘MY MATE FANCIES YOU’ while breathing their beer and kebab breath in your face – revolting.
on the other hand, the ones not like this are skinny little shy pussies who would fall over if you poked them.
the exceptions to this are so rare and pretty much are just a bit shit anyway, or not even from england or originally english.
i’m less than a month away from turning 20, practically been celebate for the past 6 months and i’ve given up ALL hope of ever finding someone even fuckable, nevermind dateable or marriable – in this country, i just don’t get on with english people. i don’t know why – it’s like we’re from different planets. every single one of my friends, even if they were born here, are not english – indian, bangladeshi (sp?), australian, swedish, irish, iranian, palestinain, israeli, syrian, danish, french, italian, greek, and finally american.
how is it, that i can get on so well with all these people who have come from so many different backgrounds – yet, i fail so bad at finding anyone i get on with who comes from the country i was born and raised in??
understand? me neither.
anyhow – i’m travelling to the states for over 2 months during the summer, and a big reason im excited about going is that i may just possibley find my soul mate. sounds cheesy, and i’m probably going to be disappointed – but i REALLY believe my chances of finding ‘the one’ are increased by at least 50% if im in the states rather than in this pathetic excuse of a country.
american men – while many large, and largely stupid – they have this charm (maybe it’s the accent), they know how to speak to girls (of course this is generally speaking), and they have this ‘sexy gene’ – maybe it’s the mix of their cultural background – i mean they are practically made up from the whole world historically speaking. PLUS i have always gotten on with american guys. why? i can’t tell you – maybe i just watched a lot of american tv when i was younger, maybe it’s just fate?
anyway – who ever i marry, whether they are american, english or some kinda crazy mix of whateverness – they gotta be my soul mate and we have to be a team – like bert and ernie.
the end.
“take me on a trip i’d like to go some day, take me to new york i’d like to see LA (i’m going both those places this summer woo hoo!) i really want to come kick it with you, you’ll be my american boy, american boy” <—- i’m going to be listening to that on the plane hahahaha!!
