I remember last year feeling bad that Ang’s folks ignored her birthday when it was such a landmark year. I mean 30 is a rite of passage. If this were Logan’s Run, she’d either be dead now or on the run. Now a year later, she’s already planning on them forgetting it again this year. If I had their phone number I’d call them up and give them a piece of my mind. She deserves better than this. Here are my wishes for her for the coming year:
May you continue to make progress, one butt at a time, at quitting smoking, because you’ve already proven you can do it and just think about the money you’ll save (and how you won’t stink anymore). May you enjoy your professors in college, and learn new things from them. And may your creative muses inspire you to new levels.
