identify 100 things that piss me off

71. Feeling pressure to get something done and having no one look at it until weeks later.
72. A really bad sequel.
73. Watching the time tick away while you’re awake in bed knowing you have to get up early in the morning.
74. When a picture frame refuses to hang straight from a hook on the wall.
75. That I can’t wear a high waisted skirt because I’m not a size 2.
76. That a candle makes a room smell so good, but when you blow it out all you smell is burnt wick.
77. That my boss can go on a two week vacation but two days off in a row in questionable for me.
78. That my bf can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and I can’t.
79. That I can’t lie. Even when I really need to.
80. That I’m not doing something more meaningful with my life.

61. People not replacing the toilet paper on the toilet paper roll.
62. Organic foods being so much more expensive.
63. Whole wheat foods not being on sale when every other version of the food is.
64. Maids at hotels who don’t replenish your towels.
65. When programs quit on you when you haven’t saved in awhile.
66. When vegetables go bad before you get to use them.
67. The fact that avocados take 4 days to get ripe, and then get overripe in less than 2. And that there’s no good way to store them if you don’t use the whole avocado.
68. Stepping up to a bank teller, after they just finished with someone, then having to wait for them to finish whatever they’re doing, and the person behinds you ends up getting helped by some other teller before you.
69. People who get pissed at you because you don’t step up to a bank teller as soon as they finish with someone because you’re afraid the above will happen.
70. When TV shows don’t tell you that they’re playing their season finale, and finding out the next week when a new show doesn’t air.

51. When electronics stop working for no reason.
52. When a new episode of my show isn’t on this week… for no reason.
53. When something doesn’t break after being in the cargo hold of a plane, and then you break it taking it out of your bag.
54. People not refilling the water filter after taking water.
55. Parking meters.
56. Cops who are snarky when all you’re doing is trying to help.
57. The iron test when donating blood/ platelets.
58. People who want to make money but aren’t willing to spend money.
59. When the recycling machine doesn’t take my bottle/ can because it’s a “non-participating item”.
60. Corporations.

41. Being expected to work for free to “prove that you want this”.
42. How quickly some fruits and vegetables go bad.
43. That my grocery store doesn’t sell jalapeno hummas.
44. How expensive healthy food is and how cheap junk food is.
45. When my cat is in heat and wakes me up at 6 in the morning.
46. That every piece of electronics I own always seems to die right after the warranty expires.
47. How expensive health insurance is.
48. How long it took Anime Next to tell me I can’t have an artist alley table.
49. That I always seem to be hungry even though I shouldn’t be.
50. That if a taxi company takes forever to get you your taxi, and then you call and complain about it, how they give you attitude like its not their fault.

31. How no matter how you phrase it, your boss is always going to be pissed when you quit your job.
32. People who clank and scrap their spoon on the bottom of the bowl.
33. Cold houses.
34. How long the wait is in the doctor’s office.
35. When my skin cracks and bleeds because its so dry.
36. When my nail polish chips the day after I get them done.
37. The alarming rate at which my eyebrows grow in.
38. Macs.
39. People at the gym who don’t wipe off their machines when they’re done using them.
40. When the library/ bank isn’t open because of the lesser holidays.

21. Having to walk up two flights of stairs to brush my teeth
22. People who refuse to eat thing that are whole wheat or reduced fat because they are convinced it tastes completely different from the “real thing”
23. When the dogs get into the garbage
24. When my nail chips and I don’t have a nail file
25. The additional cost to check baggage on an airline
26. People who spend a fortune on pure bred animals and then want to just ditch them when they’re not the perfectly trained animal
27. People who don’t train their dogs
28. Cigarette ash/ smoke/ butts
29. Spam email that doesn’t have an Unsubscribe option
30. How difficult it is to recycle things, like electronic and ink cartridges

11. People who hate their job and take it out on me.
12. Getting a headache after I’ve had only one drink.
13. People who are ridiculously lazy.
14. When my boss talks to me like I’m a twelve year old.
15. Rush hour traffic.
16. How much dust collects on everything in my room.
17. How dry my hands and lips get in the winter.
18. Cell phones.
19. Thin people who talk about how fat they are.
20. The millions of receipts that collect in my wallet.

1. Bad drivers.
2. People saying they’ll do something by a certain time, but don’t get it done until hours later, or even the next day. And doing this EVERY time.
3. When the fitted sheet comes off the corner of the bed.
4. When the phone rings earlier than 11am on my days off.
5. When people do their laundry and just leave their clothes in the washer/dryer for hours so no one else can do their laundry.
6. Commercials being 10x louder than the show/previous commercial.
7. Bobby Flay.
8. Adults who can’t pick up after themselves.
9. People who are obsessed with their cell phones.
10. Banks.