I can’t stomach stupid questions… I work for a National chain part time and sometimes… people want to pay for something with their Debit/Credit Card. So they ask “Can I use my Debit/Credit Card here?”
My normal reply is (when the boss isn’t around) “Sure you may, it is 2006 after all.” Or I tell them “No, sorry, we don’t accept Cards on _ (insert current day of week), only on _ (some other day)”
My other job is at a Call Centre. Do you have any idea how stupid people can be? When you ask them to open a new webbrowser, they’ll ask you “What is that?” Fuck.
