discover who i am

yay
my tummy hurts
i like gum
and toast
gum and toast
but not at the same time
well maby, but youd have to have one side of your mouth for gum and one side for toast and that sounds like alot of work
is it alot or a lot?
hmm…
we should all just drink some juice

i havent been on 43things for quite some time and that saddens me so im adding it to my list of shit to do in my head because the things that arnt on my 43things list always get done first
so yeah, ill be on more
you know, unless im gang raped and murdered

In science, we were working on this group project on weather. My group found this line graph on weather in some city with a funny name, not sure which one. I thought the graph was funny because in Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too, Tigger bounces up to the top of a tree and gets stuck because he cant bounce down so the narrator has to turn the book on it’s side so he can walk down the words. The graph reminded me of that. Then my group got bored because weather is quite dull so we started talking about South Park. We were all laughing and so my science teacher came over, looked at the graph and said, “Yes, I see your graph is very funny”. I argued that it was funny and told him about the Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too story. He asked me what I had for breakfast.

Then, on the train going home, a guy dressed as a wizard sat next to me and started talking about how much he hates Paris Hilton. He wasn’t to pleased with the online petition asking Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her. He said, and I quote, “I am not only New York’s only wizard, but a deep moralist. AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!”

I didn’t think it was fair to assume that he was the only wizard in New York.

the world record for the most number of children is 69
if i had 69 kids, once i could walk again i would leave 67 of them in the woods