identify 100 things that piss me off

my dog is being judgmental

Two days ago, I got a new phone. Usually, my parents will only pay for cheep, crappy phones but this one was pretty snazzy even though it wasn’t that expensive. I was rather fond of it. I had a not so annoying ring tone that would probably piss people off less than an annoying one would and i had downloaded tetras and Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader on it. Then yesterday, it got stolen on the train. I’m getting a replacement tomorrow so it could have been a lot worse, but its still a pain in the ass and my parents have to pay $50.
My dad was telling me stories of times my parents were mugged or someone picked their pockets and whatnot and he told me that when he was a student, his apartment got broken into 4 times. By the fourth time, there was nothing left to steal so the guy who broke in just made a jelly sandwich, ate half of it and left the other half on the counter. My dad was so disgusted he threw everything in his refrigerator out.

i cant sleep
i have to wake up in less than 5 hours
i have 2 tests tomorrow
finals start on friday
i have a huge spanish test this week and so my tuter is coming to help me study tomorrow (well today) and tuesday but i have to go to my partenr’s house for a mock presidential debate tomorrow (today) that i have on tuesday
i have to make up a bunch of science homeworks by the 17th
and i’m about 5 chapters behind in the book were reading in english
how the fuck is this a healthy enviornment for a young mind to grow in?

I haven’t gotten a chance to watch The Muppet Christmas Carol yet becuse i have so much fucking homework.

i was playing freddie fish and the missing kelp and i was almost done when my computer decided to poop on my heart and it just closed
i was rather pissed

it dosnt piss me off but it sucks
he always gives me sad eyes
we had to take him today because he dislocated his knee cap or somthing like that and needs surgury
its his third surgery
i was about to cry when the rather stupid vet told us…. it was a tad embarrassing

when im on a crowded train and some guy is breathing on me

when i lie down and im in a really comfortable position and the pillows are smushed just right and i never want to get up and then i realize i have to piss