Would someone write their phone number in their 43T user name?
I called Simon.
Me: Hello Simon (in my huskiest tone)
Simon: Hello
Me: This is a call from the Proactive Phone Sex Company. You have exactly 30 seconds to decide if you want to be charged a modest fee for an experience that will redefine oral intimacy. I am blonde, have blue eyes and large breasts.
Click
Maybe Simon likes small-chested, brunettes.
Sep 14, 2007, 04:23AM PDT | 11 cheers | 56 comments
I thought this was a game.
Like the one we played as kiddies? If the adult said to do something and you did it you were “out”. If the adult said “Simon says” you had to do as Simon said. If you did not, you were out.
I did not want to be out.
Sep 14, 2007, 04:23AM PDT | 2 cheers | 0 comments
This is the Simon in question.
I have not called him yet myself. But he comes highly recommended.
Sep 14, 2007, 04:22AM PDT | 1 cheer | 0 comments