For obvious legal reasons, I won’t be going in to detail. Suffice to say nobody got hurt, no property was damaged, and I wasn’t caught, which counts as wins all round.
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Having already done bad things to Newton’s law of universal gravitation I feel inclined to leave his laws of motion intact for the time being. Perhaps I’ll opt for the Hagen–Poiseuille law, on the basis that it sounds silly and I can apply it to ice cream.