Don’t get me wrong, I’m an animal lover (Not like that. Incidentally, Germany has recently moved to ban bestiality, having legalized it in 1969. Yup, in the twilight of the free-loving swinging sixties, Deutschland went one step über alles and made horse-humping socially acceptable. Anyways…) but I’m wary of horses on account of how one tried to kill me when I was a kid.
Still, knowing this was one of the first goals I ever added, and given that it’s still here on my list, I must attach a level of importance to moving on from previous difficulties and attaining a more cordial understanding.