become a mermaid when i touch water

Well I just found out spells and witchcraft… its alllll against God sooo i guess im not going to be performing spells;( Yes I still wish i would become a mermaid but all the spells are gone for me never again will i perform a spell im gonna spend more time thanking god and NO time spell casting…. soooo i guess this is it bye yall….................. ;(

Hi i just made a spell and plz comment and tell me what you think!!!

mermaid spirits of the deep
please oh please hear my plead
I want to be a mermaid just like you
as true as you,and as the sea is blue
make my deepest desire come true
to become a mermaid with the touch of water
but when completely dry a human again
as i said this is my deepest desire
i offer my legs in return for this power
please hear me out and give me my desire
a mermaid when i touch water
no more no less!!!!

Items needed
( Jewelry that you will NOT take off!!!!im wearing a bracelet)
( Belief and desire)
( siting under a full moons light)
( a cup of water to put your hands in)

PLZZZZ COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND PLZ DONT TRY THIS SPELL YET I DONT KNOW WHAT THE SIDE AFFECTS ARE I DoNT WANT ANYBODY GETING HURT OFF OF MY SPELL!!!
if this works for me i promise i will tell all!!!!

every time that I have made my own spell up it didnt work… I didnt even get no sideffects i need help makeing a spell that works if you have a spell plz e-mail me at wishermermaid@yahoo.com thx