List 43 things that bother me, that I will never understand or that just cause me to throw my arms up in the air and let out a piercing scream

Gah! In my opinion, not enough people read. Most people dismiss it as a thing of the past, a hobby for losers, boffins, people with no social life. These people annoy me.

Okay, so you don’t like reading or books? That’s fair enough, as long as you’ve at least attempted it. It’s fair enough as long as you respect the fact that I do like books and I find reading fun, and don’t look at me like I’m a total wierdo when I disclose this information to you. I would say about 70% of people my age automatically assume I’m a geek or a recluse, and treat me like one when I say I love reading.

But then I guess that’s because they’re ignorant, illiterate chavs. I can only assume that books spontaneously combust in horror when they’re taken onto a council estate.

This is a fairly petty one, but it’s a recent annoyance to my life so I’ve decided to have a moan here. Whose bright idea was it to stick a mini supermarket in a petrol station? I know you’ll get more sales, yadda yadda… but it’s so damn annoying for those people that JUST WANT SOME GOD DAMNED PETROL! Soo many times I’ve had to queue behind about 3 cars, all of which park next to the petrol pump, get their quids worth of petrol and go to pay… only to return about half an hour later laden with shopping bags because they thought they’d conveniently do their weekly food shop while they were there. Grrr, most of these places provide car parking spaces (although never enough) for twats like you, so get out of my damn way!