be famous

Yes, my aim to fame is on the way by landing a role in a friends developing television series. Ive been working with them for a while and finally they decided to give me the part they had been desperate to fill. The reason they didnt give it to me initially is because i dont LOOK the part. I can act though, which in the end over ruled any aspect. The part will require me to change my hair colour to blonde and if i like, maybe get implants (just kidding, the part is though, a bimbo). Soon we shall start filming and hopefully we sell it to some keen network.

Ok, i can sing (i think?) sorta dance (i look like a turkey) and have been in a few musical productions (Grease, Annie, The Wiz just to name a few) but do you think i could land a role in a major Hollywood film? Or have a chart topping hit? Nope. Why? Why? WHY? you ask! Because i’m lazy and have no motivation. Plus i don’t think i have “what they are looking for”. Get Motivated! you say? I dont have the time to. But fame would be lovely. I would have large house and splash money around like a big fat diva. Maybe i’ll just go on a reality show.