Really…...I don’t want to hear “I love you so much my Schnookums Sweetie Pie. I give you little kisses. See you soon. Bub-bye,” while I’m doing my business in the next stall. Please people. A little common decency goes a long way. When I run for President one of my platforms will be “Cell Phone Reform: The Re-instituting of Common Sense and Common Decency”. Don’t get me wrong…I’m all for free speech. I just don’t want to hear your speech while I’m on the toilet searching desperately for toilet paper so I can get hell out of there!