be able to take a decent photo of myself

I was an extremely photogenic child and even teenager. I guess that’s thanks to my dad’s photographic talents ( R.I.P dad 1983 ).Since then, most of the photos I’ve taken of myself, or others have taken of me are absolutely shocking! I always seem to blink, or look away at the wrong moment. I look stoned, cross eyed, and to top it all off, I look ten times fatter than I really am! My niece took a bunch of family photos of us all on Boxing Day, and, I swear, we all look like the porky family from hell! Even the really skinny people, including the kids!! Yuckand double Yuck!! I just want to burn those photos!!