I'm doing 42 things
I chew things constantly. Tic-tacs, toothpicks, candy, my sleeves, even my hands and fingers.
#1 Asshole's Life List
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1. Huzzah! Embrace my randomness! And let people know it's OK if they embrace their's too!
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2. List 43 of my favorite music videos
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3. compile a 100-things-about-me list
7 entries . 2 cheers656 people -
4. everything
1 entry . 22 cheers335 people -
5. get out of Kentucky
7 cheers17 people -
6. become a zombie-pirate-vampire-ninja-robot-werewolf-secret agent-jedi-assassin-gangsta with telekinesis and my own talk show co-starring Seth Green
5 entries . 16 cheers15 people -
7. save the world... or maybe destroy it... just whatever I feel like when I get around to doing it.
1 entry . 6 cheers2 people -
8. run through a mall in tattered clothing, covered in fake blood, yelling "The zombies are coming!"
1 entry . 14 cheers28 people -
10. run through an Amish village naked covered with nintendo controllers, xmas lights and an Ipod buttplug all while screaming "IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN."
10 cheers12 people -
11. become an evil henchman
3 entries . 9 cheers1 person -
12. survive a zombie outbreak
2 entries . 6 cheers203 people -
13. Slap someone with a fish
1 entry . 7 cheers32 people -
14. microwave a CD
1 entry . 4 cheers2 people -
15. dress up like the BK King, sneak around town, give away BK burgers, and just be real creepy in general like the King on the commercials
4 cheers1 person -
16. get a bazillion cheers cuz you know I deserve them! :)
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17. get some rock band schwag
3 entries1 person -
18. stage a cardboard sword fight in a Wal*Mart parking lot
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19. make a Crazy Taxi ripoff where you drive hearsts instead of cabs and your patrons are deceased
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20. get a silver "grill," you know, like Paul Wall's got, but one with fangs! Yayz.
1 entry1 person -
21. play Dark Side of the Moon in reverse while rewinding The Wizard of Oz to see if the backmasks match up too:P
2 cheers1 person -
22. commit pastacide
4 cheers1 person -
23. collect weapons and paint them all pink
3 cheers1 person -
24. invent cigarette flavored coffee
2 cheers2 people -
25. build a bottle rocket launcher
1 person -
26. Go to Anthrocon
2 cheers10 people -
27. create a new genre of music, and name my new genre "tater chip"
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28. get a decepticon decal for my car
1 entry . 1 cheer2 people -
29. be the voice of a cartoon character
3 cheers170 people -
30. learn to play an instrument
2 cheers1,412 people -
31. acquire some trusty "tag-alongs," the Ron and Hermoine to my epic adventure so to speak...
3 cheers1 person -
32. drain all of my blood and replace it with acid so giant anacondas won't try to eat me
2 cheers1 person -
33. go back in time and invent sound so when I return to the present, anyone who uses sound in media will have to pay me royalties and I'll be, like, sooper-freakin' rich
1 cheer1 person -
34. study philosophy
356 people -
35. shoop da whoop
1 cheer5 people -
36. fart in an elevator
1 cheer6 people -
37. Take up parkour
183 people -
38. vote
2 cheers358 people -
39. name 43 musical artists that kick ass
11 entries1 person -
40. start a cult that finally gives people the chance to worship me
1 entry2 people -
41. build a mind-control device that works on worms and hypnotize them all into moving in the same direction at once to see if it can create earthquakes, or move continents
1 cheer1 person -
42. learn german
1 cheer5,396 people
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I live in the Bible belt, so naturally, I associate with Christians everyday. No big deal. A lot of my friends are Christians. However, due to issues with a prior spiritual transition, and disagreements with parents, I’ll always carry a negative stigma with the religion. I feel uneasy around churches, bibles, and other Christian paraphernalia.
