#1 Asshole

is going to hell. He'll send you a postcard.



I'm doing 42 things
 

#1 Asshole's Life List

  1. 1. Huzzah! Embrace my randomness! And let people know it's OK if they embrace their's too!
    84 entries . 16 cheers
    4 people
  2. 2. List 43 of my favorite music videos
    20 entries . 3 cheers
    2 people
  3. 3. compile a 100-things-about-me list
    7 entries . 3 cheers
    665 people
  4. 4. everything
    1 entry . 22 cheers
    290 people
  5. 5. get out of Kentucky
    10 cheers
    14 people
  6. 6. become a zombie-pirate-vampire-ninja-robot-werewolf-secret agent-jedi-assassin-gangsta with telekinesis and my own talk show co-starring Seth Green
    5 entries . 18 cheers
    13 people
  7. 7. save the world... or maybe destroy it... just whatever I feel like when I get around to doing it.
    1 entry . 5 cheers
    2 people
  8. 8. run through a mall in tattered clothing, covered in fake blood, yelling "The zombies are coming!"
    1 entry . 15 cheers
    32 people
  9. 9. I want to dress up like a pirate, hijack a galleon, and board cruise ships without permission. I won't steal anything -- just make the passengers drink rum and wake up wondering if the night before really happened...
    2 entries . 16 cheers
    320 people
  10. 10. run through an Amish village naked covered with nintendo controllers, xmas lights and an Ipod buttplug all while screaming "IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN."
    9 cheers
    13 people
  11. 11. become an evil henchman
    3 entries . 11 cheers
    1 person
  12. 12. survive a zombie outbreak
    2 entries . 6 cheers
    195 people
  13. 13. Slap someone with a fish
    1 entry . 8 cheers
    34 people
  14. 14. microwave a CD
    1 entry . 4 cheers
    2 people
  15. 15. dress up like the BK King, sneak around town, give away BK burgers, and just be real creepy in general like the King on the commercials
    6 cheers
    1 person
  16. 16. get a bazillion cheers cuz you know I deserve them! :)
    10 cheers
    1 person
  17. 17. get some rock band schwag
    3 entries . 2 cheers
    1 person
  18. 18. stage a cardboard sword fight in a Wal*Mart parking lot
    7 cheers
    2 people
  19. 19. make a Crazy Taxi ripoff where you drive hearsts instead of cabs and your patrons are deceased
    2 cheers
    1 person
  20. 20. get a silver "grill," you know, like Paul Wall's got, but one with fangs! Yayz.
    1 entry
    1 person
  21. 21. play Dark Side of the Moon in reverse while rewinding The Wizard of Oz to see if the backmasks match up too:P
    3 cheers
    1 person
  22. 22. commit pastacide
    3 cheers
    1 person
  23. 23. collect weapons and paint them all pink
    3 cheers
    1 person
  24. 24. invent cigarette flavored coffee
    3 cheers
    2 people
  25. 25. build a bottle rocket launcher
    1 person
  26. 26. Go to Anthrocon
    1 cheer
    6 people
  27. 27. create a new genre of music, and name my new genre "tater chip"
    1 cheer
    1 person
  28. 28. get a decepticon decal for my car
    1 entry . 1 cheer
    1 person
  29. 29. be the voice of a cartoon character
    3 cheers
    156 people
  30. 30. learn to play an instrument
    3 cheers
    1,177 people
  31. 31. acquire some trusty "tag-alongs," the Ron and Hermoine to my epic adventure so to speak...
    3 cheers
    1 person
  32. 32. drain all of my blood and replace it with acid so giant anacondas won't try to eat me
    2 cheers
    1 person
  33. 33. go back in time and invent sound so when I return to the present, anyone who uses sound in media will have to pay me royalties and I'll be, like, sooper-freakin' rich
    1 cheer
    1 person
  34. 34. study philosophy
    330 people
  35. 35. shoop da whoop
    1 cheer
    6 people
  36. 36. fart in an elevator
    1 cheer
    8 people
  37. 37. Take up parkour
    190 people
  38. 38. vote
    2 cheers
    317 people
  39. 39. name 43 musical artists that kick ass
    11 entries
    2 people
  40. 40. build a mind-control device that works on worms and hypnotize them all into moving in the same direction at once to see if it can create earthquakes, or move continents
    2 cheers
    1 person
  41. 41. start a cult that finally gives people the chance to worship me
    1 entry
    1 person
  42. 42. learn german
    1 cheer
    4,520 people
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compile a 100-things-about-me list (read all 7 entries…)
#7: Chewing 18 months ago

I chew things constantly. Tic-tacs, toothpicks, candy, my sleeves, even my hands and fingers.



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#6: Christianophobic 18 months ago

I live in the Bible belt, so naturally, I associate with Christians everyday. No big deal. A lot of my friends are Christians. However, due to issues with a prior spiritual transition, and disagreements with parents, I’ll always carry a negative stigma with the religion. I feel uneasy around churches, bibles, and other Christian paraphernalia.



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#11: Little Jimmy Urine 18 months ago


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