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It seems people have been trying to get a hold of me, but I no longer vist this site regularly, so if there is anyone I over looked, message me hear and I will try to get back to you



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I am actually rather impressed by the posts now, people are still stuck on what vampires are not and seem to never address what a vampire may be thou, but all and all good points made and no offense meant to funky as I agree with the intention of your post, but how come everyone believes immortality means one will stop developing?

Immortality is not a matter of preservation, but regeneration.
We never stop aging and it is only when it slows down do we grow old and die, take notice of all historical references of immortality from the fountain of youth to the elixer of life, it mentions one shall be of the age of 30 forever, why?
Because this is basically when one becomes complete, balanced, stable.
If we simply frozen in time, friction and natural wear and tear would make us bald and skinless in no time.

All that being said I am just passing thru again to see if I can grab some assistants, I am always in the need of some reliable help.



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Assistant

Hello,

I need a new assistant, I doubt I will find someone capable on this site, but I figured it is worth a shoot.
Must be able to travel

Remember to include your:
Age,
height,
weight,
past careers,
any skills,
when you can start,
fitness level,
languages spoken,
etc..



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Well I bring this all up because Bllova is trying to paint Akasha as my devotee and it is not true, I disagree with his interest in these groups of wannabe vampires and PSI Vampires, it is just stupid concept I will not even try to disprove, as anyone who would humour the notion is beyond help.

However as I said before and he agrees, strict practices can produce these results, you have seen monks, yogis, Ninjas, etc.. with training superhuman things are possible and when it is only possible to become such, after convincing someone to show you how and extensive training you can see why it is not common knowledge, which explains the great vampire mystery.

Thou by birth is also possible, you have probably seen the 8-legged children, giants, dwarfs and other oddities and there is a host of genetic diseases that have very strange effects.
Obviously this is possible, even stranger things then vampires have existed.
But it is very rare, I mean how many women do you think are willing to birth a monster?
Really, show of hands? You will see it is not common.

As for changing it is impossible, if it was how?
A virus is the only way that makes sense.
However take AIDs billions have been spent trying to confine it and it is still know world wide,
people don’t need sex, but a “vampire” would need blood, so the concept of something,
potientally infecting people on a daily for thousands of years, but still being unheard of,
clearly loses all logical basis.
And magic does not exist.



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My species?! haha
I never said I am a different species, if so why would numbers matter to me? Secondly why wouldn’t they just breed instead?

Nor did I say it was a burden on me, I said I disagree with the morality of it, very few people deserve to live longer, most don’t deserve they time they have, extending it so they continue to be useless makes no sense, the people here feel like misfits, there lives are uneventful, that is what they are seeking to correct, they don’t need vampirism, just literally to get a life.

We are completely different, I have no desire to be this sites new vampire deity, I made it clear from the start I do not want anyone worshipping me and have complained about anyone who has tried, I am not her to help the vast majority, only those very few people that interest me.



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Descendent into Chaos

Haha, I leave for awhile and this whole site falls back to chaos.
How come there seems to always have to be some arrogant prick trying to convince everyone he is Mr. super vampire?

Why don’t you people instead try to discuss historical leads, proposed methods, debate amongst yourselves the philosphy why vampirism is appealing and what you “really” seek to gain, etc..

Mean while…

Darkxxx: I know you won’t listen, but kust some friendly advice, drop the ego, clearly no one is buying it and no one is impressed.

FunkyJunky: He is a cookie cutout of the vampire wannabe, they feed off the chance to act arrogant and down others, sooner or later he will realize his games accomplish nothing and will start begging like the rest, like Azazel, Deathbringer and that whole group, as well as Sebastian and Bllova the few still left on here.

Bllova: Don’t you feel kinda stupid having claimed to be a vampire?
Particually after claiming you would come kick my butt, yet failed to even show up after I gave you an address to prove yourself haha

SissyWeber: Mind posting your age? I might have something your interested, but naturally I can’t offer anything to those in high school and what not.

Everyone else, Cheers



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*positions total, 3 filled garunteed, potientally 5, only 3 left for sure

Yes, I am posting this yet again, mainly to post details.

I am offering apprenticeship like postions, it does not pay but provides room and board, food, clothing, etc…
But most appealing is the adventure and the chance to do something with your life.

But I have questions for any prospective applicant.

Email address?
Age?
Gender?
Measurements?
Allergies?
Illnesses?
Nationality?
Location?
Comittments? (School, marriage, college, etc?)
Debts?
Talents?
Past jobs?



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Yes, I am posting this again, so far it has not pissed anyone off, hopefully it will stay that way haha.

I am looking for assistance, I have something big coming up, fairly exciting, in exchange you get a great experience, room and board, etc…

Perfect for those people looking for a place to belong and do something with there life.

This is not a charity mind you, I am doing it for my own benefit, it just happens some of you could in the process.
As for who I am, check the my past posts to save space.
Blah blah blah, most of you have got the idea by now.



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I know I have posted this already, but since it is no longer near the front I am reposting such because it has been mildly successful.

I am looking for assistance, and exchange you get a great experience, room and board, etc…
Perfect for those people looking for a place to belong and do something with there life.

This is not a charity mind you, I am doing it for my own benefit, it just happens some of you could in the process.

As for who I am, check the my past posts to save space.



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Sorry to take up so much space, this is to answer the
questions being asked and will be asked.

Some claim it only adds 10-20 years to ones life: False
How can this be a vampire, as this difference in life span is common amongst humans.
Do vampires have special powers?: True and False
Being a vampire does not give one magical powers, extra strength, etc.. however those who know the method to become a vampire often know a few secret practices, that seem magical.
Do vampires have fangs, wings, etc…?: False
A complex issue that requires a long explanation, but generally no.
Are vampires immortal?: True
If a Vampire is careful and follows every rule exactly, the potiental to live forever is possible, however few ever manage to live even a normal life span, I have never heard of a case over 200, they also say most tire of life by this time, but there are so many rules that can be broken, often resulting in death.
Do vampires drink blood?: True
They do not need to, but they often do or worse.
Can vampires eat food?: True
But they shouldn’t there is many dietary restrictions for a proper vampire.
Are there covens?: True
But there are not large organized groups as one would assume, a proper chain of command is often impossible to maintain.
Can vampires turn others?: False
Only the person themself can become a vampire, but the information on how is only available from those who have done so themselves.
Does sunlight hurt vampires?: False
Very few traditional stories mention, it is a modern myth.
Does silver hurt vampires?: True
it is not lethal, but upsetting to vampires health and wise to be avoided.
Does garlic hurt vampires?: False
No it is just a common religous belief that spiritual creatures hate garlic.
Where do vampires come from?
It is the result of old religous practices that have all but become abandoned these days.
How come this religon is not common knowledge?
Because one of the rules is till kill anyone that sees the practices or tools of the religion, one is also supposed to kill those of other religons as well as destroy churches, the reason for the rumor of hatred of the cross, etc…
How does one become a vampire?
First you will have to find someone who knows how to, this is the hardest part obviously.
Then you will have to give him a reason.
Like what reason?
Often it is personal, people get lonely and seek someone to share such a life with, so the concept of lovesick vampires is common, but dangerous as love is forbidden.
Often the only safe way is when they need a skill unique to you, they want to use you or your ability and see it useful to them to give you equal power.
There could be other reasons, it is obviously on a individual basis.
But how does one become a vampire?
No bites, no virus, no pacts, etc…
Actually it is a result of severe dedication to a set of religous practices, in many ways similar to Taoist immortality, but alot faster and more practical, as well as the idealogy is much different.
What are these practices?
That would take pages to write and explain.
In short, a special diet, sacrifices and strange rituals, strict following of certain rules, etc…
Can Females be vampires?: Yes
But female vampires are very rare, 2 out of 9 are female from my experience.
How do you know?
Because for a period of 6 years I was engaged in such a group.
Why did you leave?
Personal reasons
Will I change you?: No
I have no interest or desire to, why would I?
Then why are you here?:
Because alot of people do not want to be vampires, as much as they want a purpose and a place to belong, they make loyal, cheap employees and are often the only ones that can handle the strange working conditions and my eccentrices.
You own a company?
No, I am not a big company owner, but I run a small out of home business.
Can I have a job?

Most likely no, if I was interested in you I would contact you.
Hopefully that effectively answers all basic questions, if you do not believe me, I think it is clear I do not care, I actually encourage you to question information given to you from anyone me included.



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Hello all, once again it is your favorite arrogant asshole who was hated for telling you the obvious cold hard truth you did not want to accept.

Now that the reality I already told you about has come to pass and finally smacked some sense it to the thick skulls on this site, I am back with a more positive message.

Mind you do not go getting your hopes up, I still have no intention or interesting in turning any of you and for the new arrvies, why should I? I would not benefit at all from such and no one wants more vampires in the world.

However those of you simply looking for something more out of life, a purpose, excitement, a sense of belonging, I am sure the type I am looking for already know what I mean, feel free to contact me and I might be able to offer you a pleasent little working arrangement.

Those who considering contacting me to hoping to be a vampire or whatever do not bother you will be wasting your time.
Those who want to bitch at me for being an arrogant jerk, feel free to, keep in mind I really do not care of course.



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What is with you people?
We have sebastain little mr. know it all now begging to be av vampire, even thou he just offered to turn for money.

Now we have this Salomon fellow telling us the truth, despite the fact he is not a vampire himself?

Sure the idea of being is cool, whatever, but quite lying about who you are and become someone that needs no lies to bring you pride.



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My goodness, for the millionth time learn to spell check, it is painful to read.

I never said anything was wrong with wanting to belong, I addressed that as well as my reason for being here, but if you can not write why should I expect you to be able to read.



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Why don’t I help people?
It has since already been shown why since you commented.
Everyone is hoping I am going to be the next Azazel, I am not.
I am not going to help any of you become a vampire.
Many you doubt I am and if you have not noticed I never claimed to be and have no interest in convincing you otherwise, because do not want to help you!

Why would I want to?
Why do people think vampires want to change them?



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Some claim it only adds 10-20 years to ones life: False
How can this be a vampire, as this difference in life span is common amongst humans.

Do vampires have special powers?: True and False
Being a vampire does not give one magical powers, extra strength, etc.. however those who know the method to become a vampire often know a few secret practices, that seem magical.

Do vampires have fangs, wings, etc…?: False
A complex issue that requires a long explanation, but generally no.

Are vampires immortal?: True
If a Vampire is careful and follows every rule exactly, the potiental to live forever is possible, however few ever manage to live even a normal life span, I have never heard of a case over 200, they also say most tire of life by this time, but there are so many rules that can be broken, often resulting in death.

Do vampires drink blood?: True
They do not need to, but they often do or worse.

Can vampires eat food?: True
But they shouldn’t there is many dietary restrictions for a proper vampire.

Are there covens?: True
But there are not large organized groups as one would assume, a proper chain of command is often impossible to maintain.

Can vampires turn others?: False
Only the person themself can become a vampire, but the information on how is only available from those who have done so themselves.

Does sunlight hurt vampires?: False
Very few traditional stories mention, it is a modern myth.

Does silver hurt vampires?: True
it is not lethal, but upsetting to vampires health and wise to be avoided.

Does garlic hurt vampires?: False
No it is just a common religous belief that spiritual creatures hate garlic.

Where do vampires come from?
It is the result of old religous practices that have all but become abandoned these days.

How come this religon is not common knowledge?
Because one of the rules is till kill anyone that sees the practices or tools of the religion, one is also supposed to kill those of other religons as well as destroy churches, the reason for the rumor of hatred of the cross, etc…

How does one become a vampire?
First you will have to find someone who knows how to, this is the hardest part obviously.
Then you will have to give him a reason.

Like what reason?
Often it is personal, people get lonely and seek someone to share such a life with, so the concept of lovesick vampires is common, but dangerous as love is forbidden.
Often the only safe way is when they need a skill unique to you, they want to use you or your ability and see it useful to them to give you equal power.
There could be other reasons, it is obviously on a individual basis.

But how does one become a vampire?
No bites, no virus, no pacts, etc…
Actually it is a result of severe dedication to a set of religous practices, in many ways similar to Taoist immortality, but alot faster and more practical, as well as the idealogy is much different.

What are these practices?
That would take pages to write and explain.
In short, a special diet, sacrifices and strange rituals, strict following of certain rules, etc…

Can Females be vampires?: Yes
But female vampires are very rare, 2 out of 9 are female from my experience.

How do you know?
Because for a period of 6 years I was engaged in such a group.

Why did you leave?
Personal reasons

Will I change you?: No
I have no interest or desire to, why would I?

Then why are you here?:
Because alot of people do not want to be vampires, as much as they want a purpose and a place to belong, they make loyal, cheap employees and are often the only ones that can handle the strange working conditions and my eccentrices.

You own a company?
No, I am not a big company owner, but I run a small out of home business.

Can I have a job?
Most likely no, if I was interested in you I would contact you.

Hopefully that effectively answers all basic questions, if you do not believe me, I think it is clear I do not care, I actually encourage you to question information given to you from anyone me included.



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To Dmel

These posts are mainly for dmel, but to address other questions and issues on this site.

I have been asked often how one becomes a vampire and why I know when people are lying, so I will address it now.



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I have said it time and time again, I am not here to make anyone vampires, nor have I made any claims of trying to help anyone, I am just tired of listening to you fools who want to claim to be immortal vampires, but can not even spell, who get there concepts of what a vampire is and even your screen names from some vampire tv soap.

Everyone has there ticks, mine is just idiots, so I will smack them down where ever I see them.



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Just a helpful warning to those out there littlelola is also a fake



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Exactly he is a billionaire and a leader of millions of vampires, but he can not manage to have one of them keep people updated?
If you want to play the I am god-like card, you have to live up to it.
He has not and wants to whine he is so busy, probably his mommy will not let him on the computer no more haha.
Where are all these people he has helped?

Everyone that is on his side praising him, have admitted they have never met him, they are not vampires, etc..

All he has done is talk with them, how hard it must be to have a bunch of children suck up to you in the hopes of immortality.

And of those followers several like death bringer admitted to being a liar, the games up deal with it.



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haha, how amusing your trying to elect a new god, surprisingly I agree with that, it is clear you need or atleast want some kind of leader.

Mind you I will be here to criticize any bizarre claims made by the would be gods.



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