AnnetteS

I bought a couple of lovely rings yesterday that are made of fake gold and diamonds. That should be a good start. I’ve also been wearing heels every day, which is obviously important.

Now I’m not saying that I necessarily want to wear twin sweater sets and slacks, but it would be nice and age-appropriate to not wear see-through dresses with ratty shirts tied around my waist.

I will begin to do this this summer, as I have planned to move to Paris in January. I love French. But I need some dorky French friends with whom to speak and not just those awful francophile boatnecks in my French classes who fake French mutter all the time and say things like “bof” and “enfin, bref” for no reason. Whooops, and there I go violating my whole “be less of an asshole” goal.