I'm doing 18 things
This girl really knows what’s important in this video. She can really work a tooth brush too.
AuntieDote's Life List
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1. Post pictures of my poor fucked up foot so's to get people to feel sorry for me and fawn over me.
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2. Please NOTE. This profile and goals are done in jest for Halloween and are NOT to be taken seriously
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3. Tell EVERYONE about the BEST music video EVER!
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4. Take a steamer and not pop my hemroid.
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5. Speak for all the gimps on Disablility, either temporarily or permanently...
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6. Post embarrassing pictures of my demon spawn...
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7. Figure out what this hippy is doing with all them sheep...
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8. Challenge 43ers...43 Thingsers...43 Thingites...sigh...ahem...Challenge people here to tell secrets they have NEVER told ANYONE...
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9. Go pee, brew another cup of coffee and make some toast, slathering on butter and peanut butter...
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10. Take the demon to school.
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11. Start a team of 43ers dedicated to not joining a team.
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12. Teach my demon spawn to be more responsible.
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13. Shoot my kid in the head.
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14. Help folks release their Inner Dumbass...and not be so damned stupid.
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15. Write some stuff about some guy from India looking up my manly butt.
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16. Become more proactive and positive during my time of crippledom, and figure out a way to keep my head out of my ass.
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17. See how far I can walk The Molly.
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18. Super Secret Spy September Squirrel Scavenger Hunt
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So back on the 19th you demanded your gift even before I was given your name so I decided to take my damn time in finding something for you. It’s always cheaper to buy stuff the day after Christmas anyway.
So I hobbled down to the corner store today and found the following things for красивейшая Богиня:
The first thing I found was some Emu oil. I don’t know how they extract it from you Emus, but I figured if it comes from you, you might want it back.
I also found this carved Emu egg. I don’t know if you can still hatch it now.
I was really surprised that the corner store had a bag of Emu food pellets, but since you said you wanted food I was happy to pick this up.
I suspect though that you’d rather be eating this.
Hope your gifts were worth the wait, Emu.
I was messing around with my bow and arrows today because I figured they were less dangerous than my guns. You all remember what I did to my foot with my gun, right? I was just fooling around when I shat my pants with a wet fart. When I realized what was happening my finger let loose and the arrow went flying. My poor pussy took it right in the head.
