Autarael

On one of the worst days of my life, the Uni summer ball where I was insulted, sworn at, put down and betrayed, by my friend, my brother, and my girlfriend…all for wanting to take care of a friend who was on her own, Queen was there for me…

In fact, it was a Queen tribute band…Anyway…I was walking round the big happy celebration, on my own, holding back tears and I had no idea that i’d walked onto the dancefloor. Something happened to me…The music lifted me and I pushed my way to the front of the crowd and I’ll be damned if I didn’t put my arm round the guy next to me and sing until my throat was raw.

Long live the Queen

If nothing else, this will be my little tribute to the artists who have improved my life in ways that its hard to comprehend.

One of the best ways to pass the time deck scrubbing kitchen floors is to sing pirate songs

But don’t wanna close the case…it’s been with me for so many years, not ready to turn my back on one of the great mysteries of my life

It’s about time, I’ve been around all this time while I go off and chase different women, still faithfully staying by my side.

Gonna take me to a real classy joint, I’m not cheap after all

(Thanks to Tom Waits for inspiring this)

first design and overall part of the paint a pic of each goal

I’ve had some fantastical ideas. And before anyone tells me…yes I am quite aware of the terrible dangers, and the high probability of it being the end of my life! ahahahaahahaha It’s a work in progress…

Not cuban people…I mean their awesome cigars

The Kilt finally came and I’m proud to bear my clan colours…

It’s made me so happy to have…definately the best bit of clothing I have…and do heads turn when I walk by!...just watch yourself if a bus/lorry drives past…Sporran is not something to be forgotten as it keeps the kilt revealing your nether regions when a gust comes along :)

I bought one but its still being shipped from the US so I’m having to wait for it to come!! don’t know how much longer I can take

Bought one the other day…its been shipped from America and should arrive any day now! SO gruding exited!!

40…not even half way…

Dammit…I shouldn’t browse this site…

Oh well I can do a lot of pushups…but 100 will probably kill me…time to try it out…

It always turns up in the end…

I just don’t like the idea of not having Pericles to watch over me…

Can’t I remember the disaster of the sword?!

I got a 50p coin that said VC on it!!!

Argh!!!!

...Malcomn the porcupine wanted to see if the moon of green cheese would float. He brewed humpty of ruddles which he dumpty in puddles and licked up whenever it snowed…In final confusion, Malcomn the porcupine said, “I’ll be blowed”

I went camping with two mates a long while back…we saw the milky way…probably wasnt the best idea considering my essay had to be handed in the next day…so i got to school smelling like a hobo with mud in me hair, with a crumpled heap of pages i called an essay…But we slept in a tent cause it was a bit nippy…I really wanna just lie on the grass all night watching the stars with my sweetheart…That would be amazing…

On holiday one time there was a competition and I managed 42 in 40 seconds…i tried the day after and nearly died…I’m now in pretty good shape and do them easily…If you want a real challenge try tricep pressups…or shoulder ones…they’ll mess you up!

I’d rather you found out for yourselves…hahahahahahhahahahah