Wow did I actually get mad at an old lady because she stole my food?
...Wow. Just wow.
But seriously? Old people bug me. Ugh. They all think they’re special, what with their “when I was your age we didn’t have no inter-nets” and shit.
Get a life, old man, I never asked you.
And for the record, I didn’t have the internet when I was little either. So get off.
BTBTBTB's Life List
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1. buy a motorcycle
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2. finish what I started
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3. eat sushi
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4. dance in the rain
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5. dress like a slut for a day
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6. meet my online friends
350 people -
7. jump into the ocean with all my clothes on
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8. get a kitten
443 people -
9. find what i'm missing
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10. kick an old lady
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11. meet someone important
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12. drink a frozen juice can
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13. beat up someone i hate
3 people -
14. get a life
776 people -
15. go to a concert in my PJs
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16. take piano lessons
234 people -
17. get a job
10,509 people -
18. move to the UK
126 people -
19. dye my hair blue
423 people -
20. write a novel
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21. rule the world
553 people -
22. change my name
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23. have twins
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24. attend my own funeral
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25. have sex
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26. drop out of highschool
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27. live in an appartment
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28. stop overeating
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29. graduate Catholic school
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30. Be fluent in Italian
304 people
How I did it
How I did it: It took me forever to get up the courage to tell my parents... I was worried they'd say no. But they did say yes, though they told me that I had to try it for a week before they'd stock up on veg food. It was a little weird at first, not eating meat, but now I can eat whatever I want - you don't even have to eat tofu for every meal! Meatless meatballs, hamburgers and hotdogs are all over the place. I've even had meatless chicken breasts b… Read how I did it…
Recent entries
....Hahaha I'm fat.
6 months ago
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6 months ago
oh GOD I HATE THIS SCHOOOOOOOL.
kill me now guys. it’s almost over (only a month and a half) but uuuugh…. I can’t stand this place.
