I'm doing 31 things
But I found to my anger, a huge quantity of pure gold blocking ym way that I could not dig through with my Black and Decker SoilShoveler 3.5000, so I had to leave the planet empty handed. However, I am sure the moon will not have any of this useless priceless resources! Who will join me?
BananaChap's Life List
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1. stop the voices
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2. go to a nude beach
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3. Finish what I start
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4. make more friends
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5. Date a geek
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6. learn to play the nose flute
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7. Become a pirate, commandere a ship, raid, pilage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out!
1 entry60 people -
8. lose weight
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9. knit more
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10. Buy a purple monkey dishwasher
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11. Run an online confessional (i can help)
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12. Help you through your problems
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13. punch obnoxious teens
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14. Buy an Austin Allegro
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15. eat sultanas
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16. Do something insane
1 entry6 people -
17. I want to want to do something
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18. become prime minister
1 entry . 1 cheer33 people -
19. be the prime minister of England
1 entry . 1 cheer3 people -
20. Find a goat partner
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21. drive across America
1 entry . 1 cheer357 people -
22. Accept death of Sirius Black
1 entry . 1 cheer157 people -
23. Drink tea all day
1 entry . 2 cheers3 people -
24. learn to dance
1 entry . 1 cheer7,097 people -
25. Be abducted by aliens
1 entry . 2 cheers45 people -
26. terminate the crazy frog
1 entry6 people -
27. Make a movie
1 entry . 1 cheer3,121 people -
28. Whack chavs
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29. Fall in love
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30. go to confession
1 entry . 3 cheers59 people -
31. dig a tunnel to the centre of the moon
1 entry3 people
Recent entries
Just look at the picture above. Surely you can feel the love beating from your heart? And the things is you can buy them for £30! Wow! Okay, so it may be the worst car ever built, and it’ll probably collapse a couple of minutes after you buy it, but hell, doesn’t it look gorgeous?!
Come, join me in my love of Allegroes and together we can buy a whole fleet the “Allegro Army”!
Don’t you find that little kids (aged about 12-14) are so full of themselves? They think they are invincible and the funniest thing on God’s earth. Well they need bringing down a few rungs. A good hard slap should teach them their place and not to bother us big ‘uns, it might just burst their over-inflated heads too, which can only be a bonus.
