BananaChap on 43 Things

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1. stop the voices
1 entry . 5 cheers 13 people
2. go to a nude beach
1 entry 888 people
3. Finish what I start
1 entry 3,838 people
4. make more friends
1 entry 5,080 people
5. Date a geek
1 entry . 1 cheer 79 people
6. learn to play the nose flute
1 entry 2 people
7. Become a pirate, commandere a ship, raid, pilage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out!
1 entry 53 people
8. lose weight
1 entry 36,355 people
9. knit more
1 entry . 3 cheers 320 people
10. Buy a purple monkey dishwasher
1 entry . 1 cheer 1 person
11. Run an online confessional (i can help)
1 cheer 1 person
12. Help you through your problems
1 entry 2 people
13. punch obnoxious teens
1 entry 1 person
14. Buy an Austin Allegro
1 entry 1 person
15. eat sultanas
1 entry 1 person
16. Do something insane
1 entry 5 people
17. I want to want to do something
1 entry . 2 cheers 9 people
18. become prime minister
1 entry . 1 cheer 33 people
19. be the prime minister of England
1 entry . 1 cheer 3 people
20. Find a goat partner
1 entry 1 person
21. drive across America
1 entry . 1 cheer 336 people
22. Accept death of Sirius Black
1 entry . 1 cheer 159 people
23. Drink tea all day
1 entry . 3 cheers 3 people
24. learn to dance
1 entry . 1 cheer 6,579 people
25. Be abducted by aliens
1 entry . 2 cheers 45 people
26. terminate the crazy frog
1 entry 6 people
27. Make a movie
1 entry . 1 cheer 2,962 people
28. Whack chavs
1 entry 1 person
29. Fall in love
1 entry 24,438 people
30. go to confession
1 entry . 3 cheers 41 people
31. dig a tunnel to the centre of the moon
1 entry 3 people

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But I found to my anger, a huge quantity of pure gold blocking ym way that I could not dig through with my Black and Decker SoilShoveler 3.5000, so I had to leave the planet empty handed. However, I am sure the moon will not have any of this useless priceless resources! Who will join me?

Dec 07, 2005, 12:48PM PST | 1 cheer | 2 comments

Buy an Austin Allegro

Their tackyness makes me euphoric 4 years ago

Just look at the picture above. Surely you can feel the love beating from your heart? And the things is you can buy them for £30! Wow! Okay, so it may be the worst car ever built, and it’ll probably collapse a couple of minutes after you buy it, but hell, doesn’t it look gorgeous?!
Come, join me in my love of Allegroes and together we can buy a whole fleet the “Allegro Army”!

Nov 17, 2005, 12:59AM PST | 1 cheer | 0 comments

punch obnoxious teens

I'm sure you agree..? 4 years ago

Don’t you find that little kids (aged about 12-14) are so full of themselves? They think they are invincible and the funniest thing on God’s earth. Well they need bringing down a few rungs. A good hard slap should teach them their place and not to bother us big ‘uns, it might just burst their over-inflated heads too, which can only be a bonus.

Nov 11, 2005, 05:47AM PST | 1 cheer | 3 comments

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