The 103 yeard old lady downstairs believes there is German bomb from WW2 underneath the house that is causing subsidence by burrowing about. Shes lived there since the 30s and heard it land. Quite why she is choosing to mention it now I cannot fathom. We now have two leaks: one in the kitchen and one in the roof. Sigh. Still if we fix these then the kitchen is goign to be retiled and will no longer look like a madman has taken an axe to the plaster work and then we can get the wooden floors sanded. Lovely! With house price inflation at 200% per annum per minute in North London, our house will be worth 3 trillion by Next Tuesday. We can sell it before the bomb goes and takes out the bottom two floors and move into a cupboard off Regents Park.
BenFit's Life List
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1. Learn to think for myself
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2. be cool
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3. eat a giant muffin
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4. no longer have low self-esteem
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5. relearn number theory
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6. save the universe
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7. go on a cake crawl
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8. vanquish my demons
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9. become a ninja
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10. save the environment
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11. buy a telescope
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12. become a pandimensional being
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13. Improve my posture
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14. Read Modern Library's 100 Best Novels of the 20th Century
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15. Read all the books on the BBC Big Read Top 100
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16. cycle more
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17. Perfect my tennis serve
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18. Play squash with club level players
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19. Learn more quant maths
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20. Learn Stochastic calculus properly
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21. Do diy and not have it fall apart
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22. Remember how to code in C++
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23. Learn Aikido
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24. Not be so goal focussed and like myself better
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25. Overcome my fear of new things
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26. become superefficient at work and thus go home with no guilt
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27. See the world, but not in a traveller-dude way
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28. Recycle more
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29. Insulate the roof
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30. Buy ethically, no longer prop up unethical badboy corporations
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31. Give blood
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32. Cycle about on my bike
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33. Support small local quality business
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34. Read some good philosophy
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35. finish the house
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3 years ago
Didnt have much choice really. But am not whingeing too much about it. Occasionally I look 58 in the mornings though. But otherwise it is so much better than being 20. Wisdom eh sigh?
